Dating game lyric celebrities who are dating non celebrities
Host: Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. ' Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS. Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f**kin lips!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all, and find Contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha f**kers outta here!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.
(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number two. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
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